Contrary to Popular Belief...

I am not dead.

I am not hibernating.  I am not meditating in a Buddhist shrine on a random hill. I am not working (terribly hard). And finally, I am not trafficking drugs across the Columbian border to get my lesbian lover out of her destitute life as a part-time prostitute on 28th and Michigan.

That woke ya up, didn't it?!

I am, however, doing some updating, so be patient. You've waited this long, right? Suggestion: Take up that meditating thing while you wait...